Computer printers with chips that shut down the product after a set number of pages have been printed. That ones real. Number 2 is the one that gets me. I hate listening to tech geek friends sing the praises of a new gadget for some unimpressive upgrade. Then they go stand in line for hours to procure gadget on first day of sale. I usually throw cold water on them when I act really unimpressed as they show off their latest and greatest toy.